July 2012
Don’t say someone is selfish because they...
June 2012
fungi:
I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book
steferine:
so if i’m not on someone’s follow forever
when do you plan on unfollowing me
steferine:
so if i’m not on someone’s follow forever
when do you plan on unfollowing me
watershipd0wn:
caring about things is gay
hotbabysitter:
So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
mom: are you sure you can eat all of that?
me: *tilts head back and cackles maniacally*
whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
