NBaum

5 legs, 4 eyes, 2 1/2 working pairs of lungs, and 2 dozen eggs. (insp)

media: Ezra Miller first LGBT actor cast to play superhero in franchise blockbuster!!
bisexuals: um... Alan Cumming...? Nightcrawler?? anybody?
world: no he's bisexual
bisexuals: what. what the fuck do you think the B stands for??

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

therealsuperpowerofteamwork:

embrace asexuals

  • the ones who were simply born that way
  • the ones who became that way through abuse
  • the ones whose sexual orientation shifted that way over the years
  • the ones who like sex
  • the ones who think sex is icky
  • the ones who are repulsed by sex
  • the ones who couldn’t care less about sex
  • the ones who have no sex drive
  • the ones who have a fully active sex drive

embrace asexuals

all of them

every single one

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

aysexual:

cardio??? is that spanish?????

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear